kris is a kreature
key genres: hyperpop, electronic, alternative
vibes: SUPER GREMLIN, ↗️annoying, ↗️cuteness, generally rebellious, struggling against fate while lowkey depressed
actual description:
i ♥️ krismas deltarune! they are my favourite chara (but not THAT chara! …unless 🤔) FEACHERING: silly & sneaky krissie music 😈, anti-SOUL Propaganda‼️♥️🚫, and implied trauma resulting from horrors beyond a human child’s comprehension… 😔 AWOOOOOOOO
cover art by: @minbitt
I'm Kris Master. Ask me about KRIS's.
Just kidding. Of course, it's my own interpretation of Kris. Whether it's accurate or not is up for debate. It is SO hard to be friends with a silent protagonist who hates you (╥﹏╥)
Song list
Clicky the 'lyrics/notes' buttons to show or hide key lyrics and anything else I wanna say!
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Stupid Intruders - The Vincent Black Shadow
You don't see me, you think you see me
But I'm rabid and hibernating simultaneously
Who are you to give me tips on me?
You don't know me, and that's the problem! -
Leaving the Light - Genesis Owusu
Put my hand up on my heart, I beat my chest
The chaos moving down and down, seep in my flesh
The obstacles won't block my path, I see the test
They can try and swat me down, boy, I'm the pest
[…]
Better run, there's a god, and he's coming for me -
Dreamer - Charli xcx (feat. Starrah & RAYE)
They are LITERALLY a Dreemurr *shot*
I'm a dreamer, step, step out the Beemer
Angel in the clouds rain down, best believe it -
Smooth - Skule Toyama (feat. Xkylar)
"For some reason they're really really... Good at flirting? Haven't you like, seen them flirt with people?"
"With... WHO???"
"Like... uhh... enemies?"
"WHAT ENEMIES???"Why you gotta be, why you gotta be so smooth?
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Telephone Number - Junko Ohashi
I'm gonna be real this song is only here for the awoooos so there's no real reason for me to put lyrics. The kid likes to howl like a dog. Cute
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Immaterial - SOPHIE
And no matter where I go
You'll always be here in my heart
Here in my heart, here in my heart
I don't even have to explain
Just leave me alone now
I can't be held down
I can't be held down
(Immaterial girls, immaterial boys)
I could be anything I want
(Immaterial girls, immaterial boys)
I could be anything I want
(Immaterial girls, immaterial boys)
Anyhow, any place, anywhere, anyone
(Immaterial girls, immaterial boys)
Any form, any shape, anyway, anything, anything I want -
Out of My Head - Charli xcx (feat. Tove Lo and ALMA)
Yeah I have a little allusion to the Shadow Mantle holder's taunt from the Weird Route wahaha
You got me doin' all this stupid shit
You fuck me up like this
Secretly, I'm kinda into it though
[...]
I'm out of my, out of my head
Out of my head
Please, get out of my, out of my, out of my head -
Spoiled little brat - underscores
I imagine this as a conversation/argument between Kris and the player. I see both as 'spoiled' (uncompromising) in their own ways. UNREAL ch2 bathroom scene reference lol
I'm the one you sold your soul to
And I'm thinking it's about my turn
[...]
Criticize a little something something that I did because somebody had to
If I did a little something something in the bathroom could I get it past you?
Shut your mouth, listen up when I talk
I'm a spoiled little brat and I get what I want -
White Noise - Disclosure (feat. AlunaGeorge)
knock me back with that hockey stick one more time you little shit...! (affectionate)
also something something garbage noise gaster kris' phone kris' voice sounds like it's on speaker i don't even know
I know you're smart
You spin me round like a knot
You know the pieces, pieces of my heart
Sometimes its fun, you pull my strings one by one
Until you get me, get me, onto one
[...]
I don't need you
Giving it straight to me, giving it straight to me
You're just gonna get knocked back
I don't need you
Telling me how to be, telling me how to be
Just gonna get knocked back... -
Twice - Charli xcx
I think Kris does love their friends but they also have all this Knight conspiracy shit going on in the background so it's probably hard to relax and have fun ever. But I think they do try
When it's too much, there's a gun to my head
When it's too much, got me feeling so scared, yeah
Real talk with my demons lately, real talk in the mirror, save me
When it's too much, gotta live life good, appreciate it
[...]
Up on the hill, we'll see it all end
Die happy thinking 'bout my best friends
'Til then I'm diving off the deep end
"Don't think twice about it," I say -
Passion - PinkPantheress
the Divorce
I called my dad, he told me there's no room for me
Down at the house that we had when we were living as a three
Now that my family's gone, almost as far as I can see
I think they love me I'm sure, but they're not there anymore -
counting all the starfish - kitty
it just gives me ch4 hospital and art therapy room vibes for some reason
I listen to what I might expect
A list of possible side effects
Too clouded in hypotheticals
To balance atop a pedestal
Too voluble for the quiet set
It's possible it's a side effect
And I imagined I was bleeding out
That always happens when I'm sleeping now -
Infohazard - Ninajirachi
Who is the man with the eggs. What is friend. Like many people, I think Kris has seen some shit. (In spite of the length of their fringe)
In my dream, I saw him
The man without a head
[...]
I didn't mean to see him
It all happened so fast
What does it mean to see him
Now all this time has passed? -
hand crushed by a mallet - 100 gecs
""""""subtle"""""" foreshadowing that kris might lose a hand
I also feel like the first verse is Dess-disappearance coded. I like how this song feels like it goes gradually from pure despair back to irreverent so it feels like I'm ending the playlist by reversing that emotional progression. Nice!
I was tryin' to find a way to kill time
I didn't even get to tell you goodbye
I was tryin' to find a way to kill time
Now you're gone and I can't ever say goodbye
This feeling's goin' to my head, I'm thinkin' things I shouldn't say
You circled me inside my room, I couldn't go another day
[...]
Oh my god, what the fuck? Take my hand, crush it up
Spill the blood on the floor, I ain't scared, think there's more