mews' music room

kris is a kreature

key genres: hyperpop, electronic, alternative

vibes: SUPER GREMLIN, ↗️annoying, ↗️cuteness, generally rebellious, struggling against fate while lowkey depressed

actual description:
i ♥️ krismas deltarune! they are my favourite chara (but not THAT chara! …unless 🤔) FEACHERING: silly & sneaky krissie music 😈, anti-SOUL Propaganda‼️♥️🚫, and implied trauma resulting from horrors beyond a human child’s comprehension… 😔 AWOOOOOOOO

cover art by: @minbitt

I'm Kris Master. Ask me about KRIS's.

Just kidding. Of course, it's my own interpretation of Kris. Whether it's accurate or not is up for debate. It is SO hard to be friends with a silent protagonist who hates you (╥﹏╥)

Song list

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  1. Stupid Intruders - The Vincent Black Shadow
    You don't see me, you think you see me
    But I'm rabid and hibernating simultaneously
    Who are you to give me tips on me?
    You don't know me, and that's the problem!
  2. Leaving the Light - Genesis Owusu
    Put my hand up on my heart, I beat my chest
    The chaos moving down and down, seep in my flesh
    The obstacles won't block my path, I see the test
    They can try and swat me down, boy, I'm the pest
    […]
    Better run, there's a god, and he's coming for me
  3. Dreamer - Charli xcx (feat. Starrah & RAYE)

    They are LITERALLY a Dreemurr *shot*

    I'm a dreamer, step, step out the Beemer
    Angel in the clouds rain down, best believe it
  4. Smooth - Skule Toyama (feat. Xkylar)

    "For some reason they're really really... Good at flirting? Haven't you like, seen them flirt with people?"
    "With... WHO???"
    "Like... uhh... enemies?"
    "WHAT ENEMIES???"

    Why you gotta be, why you gotta be so smooth?
  5. Telephone Number - Junko Ohashi

    I'm gonna be real this song is only here for the awoooos so there's no real reason for me to put lyrics. The kid likes to howl like a dog. Cute

  6. Immaterial - SOPHIE
    And no matter where I go
    You'll always be here in my heart
    Here in my heart, here in my heart
    I don't even have to explain
    Just leave me alone now
    I can't be held down
    I can't be held down

    (Immaterial girls, immaterial boys)
    I could be anything I want
    (Immaterial girls, immaterial boys)
    I could be anything I want
    (Immaterial girls, immaterial boys)
    Anyhow, any place, anywhere, anyone
    (Immaterial girls, immaterial boys)
    Any form, any shape, anyway, anything, anything I want
  7. Out of My Head - Charli xcx (feat. Tove Lo and ALMA)

    Yeah I have a little allusion to the Shadow Mantle holder's taunt from the Weird Route wahaha

    You got me doin' all this stupid shit
    You fuck me up like this
    Secretly, I'm kinda into it though
    [...]
    I'm out of my, out of my head
    Out of my head
    Please, get out of my, out of my, out of my head
  8. Spoiled little brat - underscores

    I imagine this as a conversation/argument between Kris and the player. I see both as 'spoiled' (uncompromising) in their own ways. UNREAL ch2 bathroom scene reference lol

    I'm the one you sold your soul to
    And I'm thinking it's about my turn

    [...]
    Criticize a little something something that I did because somebody had to
    If I did a little something something in the bathroom could I get it past you?


    Shut your mouth, listen up when I talk
    I'm a spoiled little brat and I get what I want
  9. White Noise - Disclosure (feat. AlunaGeorge)

    knock me back with that hockey stick one more time you little shit...! (affectionate)

    also something something garbage noise gaster kris' phone kris' voice sounds like it's on speaker i don't even know

    I know you're smart
    You spin me round like a knot
    You know the pieces, pieces of my heart
    Sometimes its fun, you pull my strings one by one
    Until you get me, get me, onto one
    [...]
    I don't need you
    Giving it straight to me, giving it straight to me
    You're just gonna get knocked back
    I don't need you
    Telling me how to be, telling me how to be
    Just gonna get knocked back...
  10. Twice - Charli xcx

    I think Kris does love their friends but they also have all this Knight conspiracy shit going on in the background so it's probably hard to relax and have fun ever. But I think they do try

    When it's too much, there's a gun to my head
    When it's too much, got me feeling so scared, yeah
    Real talk with my demons lately, real talk in the mirror, save me
    When it's too much, gotta live life good, appreciate it
    [...]
    Up on the hill, we'll see it all end
    Die happy thinking 'bout my best friends
    'Til then I'm diving off the deep end
    "Don't think twice about it," I say
  11. Passion - PinkPantheress

    the Divorce

    I called my dad, he told me there's no room for me
    Down at the house that we had when we were living as a three
    Now that my family's gone, almost as far as I can see
    I think they love me I'm sure, but they're not there anymore
  12. counting all the starfish - kitty

    it just gives me ch4 hospital and art therapy room vibes for some reason

    I listen to what I might expect
    A list of possible side effects
    Too clouded in hypotheticals
    To balance atop a pedestal
    Too voluble for the quiet set
    It's possible it's a side effect
    And I imagined I was bleeding out
    That always happens when I'm sleeping now
  13. Infohazard - Ninajirachi

    Who is the man with the eggs. What is friend. Like many people, I think Kris has seen some shit. (In spite of the length of their fringe)

    In my dream, I saw him
    The man without a head
    [...]
    I didn't mean to see him
    It all happened so fast
    What does it mean to see him
    Now all this time has passed?
  14. hand crushed by a mallet - 100 gecs

    """"""subtle"""""" foreshadowing that kris might lose a hand

    I also feel like the first verse is Dess-disappearance coded. I like how this song feels like it goes gradually from pure despair back to irreverent so it feels like I'm ending the playlist by reversing that emotional progression. Nice!

    I was tryin' to find a way to kill time
    I didn't even get to tell you goodbye
    I was tryin' to find a way to kill time
    Now you're gone and I can't ever say goodbye

    This feeling's goin' to my head, I'm thinkin' things I shouldn't say
    You circled me inside my room, I couldn't go another day
    [...]
    Oh my god, what the fuck? Take my hand, crush it up
    Spill the blood on the floor, I ain't scared, think there's more

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